Scam Watch: The "Poetry Newsletter"

Have you started receiving a "Poetry Newsletter" through postal or electronic mail?

• There is no news about poetry.
• Poetry can be divided into one of two categories, both of which are dangerous.
• Poems encouraging an audience to perform certain political actions are statistically more likely to have an inverse effect.
• In a survey of 200 participants, poetry was the only art form which caused an immediate and uncontrolled rage response in more than 30% of the sample group.
• In 2011, over four hundred million known poems were written on the single topic of "silent grace," killing over eighty billion human brain cells.