Thursday, August 9, 2012

Scam Watch: The "Poetry Newsletter"

Have you started receiving a "Poetry Newsletter" through postal or electronic mail?

  • There is no news about poetry.
  • Poetry can be divided into one of two categories, both of which are dangerous.
  • Poems encouraging an audience to perform certain political actions are statistically more likely to have an inverse effect.
  • In a survey of 200 participants, poetry was the only art form which caused an immediate and uncontrolled rage response in more than 30% of the sample group.
  • In 2011, over four hundred million known poems were written on the single topic of "silent grace," killing over eighty billion human brain cells.

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