- Owl sperm must remain refrigerated.
- Do not combine owl sperm with other emollients.
- Make sure the source of your owl sperm is reputable. Do they have an up-to-date NORFA license? Do they speak English?
- What are the conditions of the captive owl? Are the owls kept in small boxes for many days, under constant stimulation, with little sleep? Do not be afraid to ask questions.
- Do not accept dated or second-hand product.
I was wondering if there are any regulations that protect consumers against genetically modified owl sperm? I'd prefer my owl sperm to be organic, as nature intended.
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