The Safe Distance Top Searches of 2012

After tabulating all my search engine traffic, I am happy to share the hottest Internet search terms which brought people to this resource-filled website in 2012!

1. Komodo Dragon Attack (48) *HOT TERM!*
2. Teen Love Doll (37)
3. Homosex (30)
4. Fingers (25)
5. Sperm Owl (2)

Thank you! I hope I can continue to bolster your research on these topics and more, in 2013!

Youth-Enhancing Owl Sperm

• Owl sperm must remain refrigerated.
• Do not combine owl sperm with other emollients.
• Make sure the source of your owl sperm is reputable. Do they have an up-to-date NORFA license? Do they speak English?
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